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“Hmm... So late, so late...” Sitting in one place wasn't very hard not an unwelcome activity for someone of such weight and volume, but waiting for people was one thing that he didn't like one bit. Wasting time while he could be doing other things while still being immobile elsewhere. “Tardiness... I so hate tardiness.”

“What's surprising is that you're waiting and you haven't ordered for anyone to charcoal his ass.” His ever flippant insane assistant commented, checking the dirt under her fingers with one of her swords.

Back from the Laptopless hell

There once was a boy. This boy saved up to buy himself a new laptop, since it had been years since he had last used a PC. He paid for his laptop. He loved his laptop. Then his little brother poured water over it. The laptop's keyboard went freaky.

So the boy had to send his computer to repair. He mourned the loss and the one month long separation. The boy then got back his laptop, but in the meanwhile he learned his lesson. With his first true pay-check coming 27^th of July, the boy is going to buy a high-power PC.

That's a poetic way of explaining where the hell I've been and also that I'm going to get a PC. Back to stories, later today I'm going to post a new chapter of Sexplosion. I'm posting here a small preview. Just a couple sentences to tease you.