Saturday, March 24, 2012

TeaSer, Site Url and Whatcha Reading? - Special! -


Hello, thar. Meinos Kaen here!

Today I bring you a couple of important announcements. Be sure to take careful notes. First thing, the Internet finally managed to extort some money from me. Starting from Wednesday next week, I will change this blog's url from storieinrosso.blogspot.com to the simpler www.storieinrosso.com. No worries for eventual hotlinks or bookmarks, I will make it so that the old Url will direct to the new one automatically. No risk of losing my precious readers, that way.

The other big piece of news is something that I've already announced in a past post and now it's time to make official... Or maybe not. Not yet. For now, I give you this teaSer image, which towers in the new section of the site.


This image, my dear readers, is the teaSer to what will be my very first online story of Original Fiction. Yes, that's right. A completely original story by Meinos Kaen.

Made the image myself, of course. I'm getting back the hang of Photoshop. Oh, the story? Well, I don't really want to spoil the surprise. Let's just say that if you like what I usually write, and particularly if you liked No Reading, then you're going to lovethis. What I mostly want from you, though, it's feedback. Doesn't matter what kind, I will need your review and critiques to get better. So, help me get better and entertain you. :)

Important announcements out of the way, today I have something special for the Whatcha Reading? Section: a guest reviewer, my good friend Grumpywinter. He is more of a reader than a writer, but at the same time he's much more braver than me. He dares go and read what I do not. That's why I asked him to talk about one of the latest Fanfiction he read. Case was, the latest piece he read was a really bad one. We made an interview of it, which I thought we had to share with you. Red is Grumpy, Black is me.


Today's story is one of the few existing X-Over of Naruto with the TV Series Supernatural. The series is awesome, Fanfiction about it less so. X-Overs with Naruto... Gander here, the story details and our talk.

Winchesters get caught by a red demon and witness a summoning of a 9 tail demon but shocking it reveal a 5 y.old Naru. killing the red eye demon Kyuubi ask the John to take care of the Naru as his own daughter Dean and Sam bust out the over protective bro
Reviews: 6 - Updated: 03-11-12 - Published: 03-08-12

"I found the Naruto Supernatural section. The idea is bad, the stories are WORSE! Like there are 4 stories which are just copies of another one which sucks even more. I made the mistake of reading one."

"Did you review it?"

"Yeah, let me grab it... Here.

'… This is possibly the most garbage story I have read in a long time. Kyuubi rival Lucifer? That's like comparing a piranha to a great white shark. John would have just killed Naru, he isn't that soft. I don't want to come off as an ass and I want to offer some advice to improve on this... But there is nothing I can say to make this readable...'

And the reply.

'Please if don't anything harsh to say about the sory please don't say anything in a review. thank u (peyton-alice)'

You have no idea how bad this fic is, the summary I gave you before just skims it THE WHOLE THING is insanely idiotic."

"Ahahah. So, what exactly went wrong?"

"Well the Demon does the typical cliche 'let me capture all three Winchester, and just gloat about it instead of killing them outright'. Said demon then kills 9 other demons that weren't even mentioned until she kills them to make them 'witness a demon that can rival Lucifer himself because she is Lucifer's main pet, the one that gave her life to walk and obey'. Then a 6 year old Naru appears and the demon starts wigging out and starts throwing Naru around trying to kill her."

"Naru?"

"Yes. She refers to the female Naruto as Naru."

"... Oh, god."

"Wait it gets worse.

'Lord Kyuubi I didn't mean it. I thought that if I killed the little girl you be free.' The demon tried to reason with the queen of animal demon. Yet with this the demon could only scream as the fire foxes ate the demon soul."

"... This is actual COPY-PASTE?!"

"Yes."

"... Mother of God."

"You think that's bad?

'John I want you to take care of this girl. Her life was living hell because of me. The people in where she was raise saw her as me, a demon. Yet she isn't, she holds me. I am her prisoner and she is my holder. She has her own mind and I have my mind. This is the seal that hold me inside of her. So can I trust you to raise Naru Uzumaki as your own daughter.' said Kyuubi as she stood in front of Joh."

"... There's more?"

"Oh yeah. This is about half of chapter 1."

"Which implies she wrote more than one?"

"2 Chapters. Anyway...

John was shocked that this demon asks him to take of her host. Something that was to new for him. His eyes soften as he saw old scars ran all over the little girls body as the Kyuubi showed the seal.

"I will accept your offer I will raise this girl as a Winchester" said John as he saw the demon smile and nodded. She closed her eyes then open them to reveal sky blue eyes she about to say something

I had to copy past this as i couldn't put it into worse words."

"I wouldn't ask you to do so."

"Best part is John turns and tells Dean and Sam they have a new sister, and they instantly just go "YAY WE HAVE A SIZTER!" hurp fucking durp. By the way did I tell you that all of this is center paged?"

"... No, you didn't. So, plot-wise and formatting wise it's a train wreck. What about grammar, writing-wise?"

"Dear god. If you touched this with grammar or any kind of corrections it would burst into god damn flames. One out of ever 3 sentences has a period, 1 out of 49 sentences have a capital starting it."

"Ahahahah! So, if you had to give it a # out of 10 vote, what would it be?"

"I would give it a 0 out of 10 and that's being nice. I would have said 1 but then I saw chapter 2. I would say it is about 500 words or less."

"The horror never ends."

"Yeah and you haven't even seen the chapter."

"I don't think I need to subject the world to that kind of torture. Thank you for your time!"


Heh. They can't all be winners, huh? So sorry peyton-alice. Better luck next time. Try to polish your skills and most importantly your mind before, though. I'd suggest reading some good Fanfiction and books.

Meinos Kaen out!

7 comments:

  1. Grumpywinter3/24/2012 8:23 PM

    Yeah, that freaking sucked.

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  2. Wow...that was horrible. Grammar, plot idea, everything. I mean I would like to see a Naruto/Supernatural cross but why do people have to make such horrible ones.

    If its not a crack writing, it's yaoi writing. It...confounds me.

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    1. Because, as someone once said (Penny Arcade): we are being digested by an amoral universe.

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    2. This just goes to show that children should wait a few years before publishing their work on a public site for all the world to see (unless it's truly awesome). God I hope that was written by a kid or the the American public school system is screwed.

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    3. I feel your pain. And here I thought Italy's one was bad.

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  3. Grumpywinter3/28/2012 7:05 AM

    Yeah American school systems are decent, it's the students that are the problem.

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  4. Oh yeah, you think that is bad? Try looking for a transformer/ hary potter croosover that doesnt have slash or transformer/human relationships.

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